Tagline:- "enthenuuuuuuu..................."


Kannan Raghu , adhava kannan srank...... avante thanne vaakkukalil paranjal..."kannan raghu , alappuzha".... swantham perinte kude eppozhum abhimanathode sthalapperum kootti parayunna ivan oru pulikkuttananu ketto... oru karimpuli....first yearil VOC yude, kodi pidikkukayum jai vilikkukayum okke cheythittundenkilum , pinnedu thallu kollum enna oru situation aayappol ellam nirthi , poornamai padanathil concentrate cheythu..... aa concentration ithuvare avan upekshichittilla...

first yearile oru sambhavam parayam.... athode ivanekurichoru ekadesha dhaarana kittum....
first year mechanical workshop aanu sambhavasthalam..... vernier caliper kanichukonde sir chothichu- "kuttikale...ithenthanu ?"....appol kannan-"vernier aanu sir".... caliper ozhivakki , vernier ennu mathram paranjathu adhehathinu athra rasichilla ennu thonnunnu.... sir alpam kaduppathil paranju-"muzhuvan peru parayu"..... appol, thante trademark chiriyodukude , thelloru abhimanathode kannan muzhuvan perum paranju- "kannan raghu ennanu sir !!!"...... enthu parayan... sir kili...... pinne, pulli oraksharam mindiyilla....ithinokke enthu parayan...alle...

oru filing tool kaanichukonde ithinte perentha ennu chothicha jisha yodum ivan ithee utharam thanneyanu paranjathu....

pala pala bhavangal unde ivanu.... orukanakkinu nokkiyal split personalityude oru cheriya roopam.... ippozhulla aalayirikkilla 5 minute kazhiyumbol.... engineersinte bhashayil paranjal 'different switching states'......anganeyanu ivane switch enna peru kittiyathu.....4 varsham konde minimum 100 switching states enkilum kaanaanulla bhagyam undayi..... kavi, ezhuthukaaran, gaayakan, philosopher, buji, scientist, comedian, lover - thudangi ethu statil venamenkilum ivan prathyakshappedam.....ithil,thammil bhetham gaayakan aanu.... shalyam undakkathe paadi nadannolum... kaaranam, ivan nalloru gaayakanumane....

enthum cheyyaan madiyillatha oru state koodiyundivanu....anganeyoru statilane ivan closetil ninnu vellam koriyeduthu pichu ne kulippikan chennathu (aa...pichu enna manushyane kurichu kooduthal manassilaki kazhiyumbol ivan cheythathil thettilla ennu oru pakshe ningalkku thonniyekkam....avanekkurichu pinneedorikkal avam...)

pala pala states ullathukondayirikkum, ivanoru maravikkaranaanu..... maraviyennu paranjal nissaara maravi alla..... ini cheyyenda karyangal maathramalla , ippol cheythukondirikkunna karyangal vare otta second konde marannu kalayum ee vidwan......

collegil kondupoya bike vare marannu vechu ponnavanane ivan.....veettil vannappol bikinte karyam chothichappol "ethu bike" ennanavan chothichathe....ivante koode bikil evideyenkilum poyal nammale marannittu ponnillenkil bhagyam.....

orikkal ivan moothappayodu chothicha chodyam...."athe....., ee moothappaye kando ?!!!"
veroru divasam, thampi food kazhikkan irangiyappol , ivan odi vannu, vilichu parayunnu...."chappathiii chappathiiii.........., enikku thampi mathiyeda..!!!". enthano entho...... avanu kazhikkan chappathi mathi ennayirunnirikkanam avan udeshichathu...... ennittu thampi enthu koduthu ennormayilla.......

kandaal parayillenkilum ivanoru kaamukanaane.... classil thanneyulla oru penkuttiye ivan enganeyokkeyo set aakkiyeduthu......enthokke sambhavichalum orumichee jeevikku ennu randu perum prathiknja eduthu kazhinju.......

ivan orikkal, ithupole veroru kamukanode (akri) paranja dialogue...."avale ninakku athra ishtamanenkil namukku register marriage nadathikalayam.....inganeyokke alle oro puthiya karyangal padikkunnathu !!!"........hmm , oruthante jeevitham vechu thanne avanu padikkanam....

vellamadichu ivan vaalu vecha oru sambhavam njanippol orkkunnu....aarkkum shalyam undakkathe bhadramayittanu avan valu vechathu... evide ennalle....oru helmetinte ullil... adutha divasam aaro helmet eduthappozhanu item kanunnathu.....

computer game-cricket 09, ivante oru weekness aanu... difficulty level 'easy' ittu sixer adichu kalikkunnathanu ivente hobby..... sixer adichu kazhinjulla santhosham onnu kanendathu thanne...

computeril enna pole thanne, ivan oru nalla cricket player aane.... jayikkan oru overil 2 runs venda kali, ivan pullu pole thoppichu kalanju....ball cheythalla... bat cheythe....
pakshe footballinte karyam anganeyalla ketto.....ball kaalil kittiyal enthu cheyyanam ennariyathe pakachu nikkumenkilum, ball illatha samayathu pattiye pole odi nadannolum...
volleyballum tharakkedilla....

srankeeeee......kannan srankeeeeeeee...........

Moothappa , Puchan , Superstar , Nibhu......

Tagline:- "Yeeeeaaaaaasssss" , "moothappa khush huaa...."


Yadhartha peru Anishkumar U ennanenkilum angane vilikkunnathu idhehathinu theere ishtamilla....athinte karanam, thudarnnulla vayanayil ninnu manassilakum....madinte shareeravum madapravinte manassum ullavan ennanu suhruthukkal ivane visheshippikkunnathu..... enthayalum madapravinte allenkilum kochu kuttikalude manassanu ivanullathennu urappikkam....

ivane aadyam kanumbol ellavarum orkkum bhayankara kidilam aanennu( njanum anganeyanu adyam vicharichathu....oru mairum allennu pinne manassilayi)..... eppozhum minimum moonnu per koodeyundavum.... bhayankara kidilam thanne.... pakshe satyam manassilakkiyathu kurachu vykiyane..... koodeyullavar avane choriyan nadakkunnavarayirunnu.... goali illatha postil aarkkum kayari goal adikkamallo....ithiri illatha pichante (aa athu anganeyoru janmam.... avanekkurichu pinneedorikal avam...) vaayilirikkunnathu polum avan muraykku kettirunnu....

cheap shining inte oruthama udaharanamanivan....thala muthirnna nethav enna nilayil thanneyanu ivane moothappa ennu vilikkunnathu....ee karanam kondu thanne ivane chilar HOD ennum proffesor ennum vilikkarunde.....kashandi thalayan ennum chila dushtanmaar ivane vilichirunnu.....kashandi thala karanam avan desp aayirunno ennenikku samsayam undu....parambaryamayi kittiyathalla ee kashandi..... veettile ac roomil janichu valarnna ivan pettennu purathirangiyappozhanu mudi kozhichil thudangiyathennum oru samsaramunde...

mudi kilukkan chelavazhicha kashundayirunnenkil vere enthellam chyyamayirunnu ennavanippol thonnunnundavum...pakshe ee kashandi thala sammanicha pakwathayum personalityumane avane teachermarude kannilunni aakkiyathum (prayakkooduthal konde unni ennu parayam pattillenkilum.....) kooduthal sessional marks vangan sahayichathum...... projectinu koodeyullavarekkalum 15 mark ivanu kooduthal kittiyathu verutheyano.....enthayalum, kashandi maraykkan ippol mottayadichanu nadappu.....angane aakeyundayirunna kurachu poodayum poyi kitti........

thalayil mudiyillenkilentha..... nenjil karadiyekaalum poodayundu ivanu...orikkal kannan chothicha oru chothyam njan smarikkunnu..."moothante mudi kozhinju nenjil ottippidichathano...!!??"

oru lotta ambitionil nadannirunna ivan ippol oru pulser muthalaliyane.... pakshe enthu cheyyam... p200 50kmp il odikkananu avante vidhi..... 60 nu mukalil speed eduthal mudiyellaam parannu pokum ennanavante bhayam......ini bikinte karyam.....tharayil vechal urumbarikkum thalayil vachal penarikkum, ennu paranjanavan aa bike kondu nadakkunnathu... mukalil koduthirikkunna photo nokkiyal njan paranjathu satyam aanennu manassilavum....


pareekshayil full topic thundedukkunnathu ivante oru sheelamane.... ithil valya puthumayonnumilla..shariyanu..... pakshe eee orotta thundu polum pareekshayil purathedukkilla ennathu ivante mathram prathyekathayanu......oru dhairyathinanathre thundedukkunnathu.....

ivan adhikamonnum goal adikkarillenkilum, adikkunnathellam self goal aayirikkanam enna nirbandha budhikkaranane ivan..... orikkal avan paranja dialogue-"ente peru anish kumar , pakshe kumar ente achanalla....!!!." kettavar njetti.....avante mattoru item...."njan kashandi anenkilentha, ente achan kashandiyallallo...."

samsarga gunam kondu oru sthree virodhiyayi mariyavananu ivan....first year vannappol penkuttikalodu athyavasyam deal cheythirunna ivan kramena oru sthree virodhiyayi mari...... gopeshum ameenum ane ithinu karanakkar ennu parayappedunnu...... athalla , pennungal aduppikkathathanennum chila asooyakkar parayunnu (njanithu viswasikkilla)

football cricket volleyball ennuvenda ella kalikalilum onnamathethan ivan shramichirunnu....
real madrid italian league alle ennu ivan orikkal chothichathu njan ippol orkkunnu....nalloru(?) football player ane ivan....swanthamayi oru tharam shot ivan vikasippicheduthittunde..... akashathekku mathram payunna, vediyunda polorennam..... goali mathram munnilullappol ithupoloru shot kalichanu ivan oru tournament thoppichathu....

ivante karuthu neenda nipples valare prasidhamanu.... ivante nipple kandu appurathe veettile naalara vayasulla chekkan pedichu karanju nilavilichathu aarum marakkan idayilla...

swayam krooran ennariyappedan ivanu bhayankara thalparyamayirunnu.....orikkal ivan paranja oru dialogue..."yeeeaaaasss..... njanoru krooranaannedaaa......" ivan kaachiya mattoru dialogue..
"vishappambaanu njan, kothikkalayum , sookshicho... " . angane vishappaambennum avanoru perunde....

naattil ivanoru vilayumillenkilum , veettil ivanu pulluvilayaane..... kaaranam aniyan NIT padikkunnu.....aniyathi ippol MBBS cheran pokunnu.....orikkal ivan aniyan koduthathaanennu paranju oru adidas t-shirt konduvannu....thani duplicate.....aniyan thanne thechottichu ennu avanu ippozhum manassilayittilla....

pucham aane ivante pradhana bhaavam..... aareyum puchichu thallum...anganeyaanavane puchan ennu vilichu thudangiyathu....puchichu puchichu , ippol kannaadiyil nokkiyum avan puchikkarunde....kashandi kandittayirikkum...

Oru divasam pathivinu vipareethamayi muthappa oru companyude test ezhuthan poyi, puchikkan poyathanennu thonnunnu!!!
Muthappa njangaleyellam questin paper kanichu... athile oru chodyamithayirunnu 'Marys mother had 4 children..,May June July and .....wats the name of her 4th child? '
Ennatheyum pole muthappaye choriyan njangal chodichu "answer paranju tharamo mootha..?"
Muthappa adyam onnu parungi, pinne onnu puchichu (puttu question aayathukondulla pucham aanennanu adyam njangal vicharichathu..) engilum njangal kurachoode nirbandhichappol muthappa nayam vyakthamakki.....

"Chee...ningalenne kudukkan nokkanda, Answer enthayalum August ennayirikkila ,urappanu... questionil entho konashtu undu!!!"

autograph bookil ishtappedathathentho ezhuthi ennu paranju ivan oruthane thallan chennathu njan orkkunnu.... ithellam ezhuthi ennathinte peril enneyum thallumo aavo??

avasanamayi...."hail moothaappaaaa"

Vanappan, Muttan,Nanu, Kuttithevang.......

Tagline:- "shhhhiiiiii......tttttttt"


Yadhartha peru Tom Jose... vedanikkunna oru kodeeswarananidheham...erumelikkaran achayan.. ivante achan oru pattalakkarananu ennu chilar parayunnu....pattalakkaranonnumallenkilum athilum strict aayittanu adheham thante makkale valarthiyathu.... athu gunamo doshamo ennu kaalam theliyikkatte....

avante achane kurichu parayumbol oru karyam orma varunnu... vanappante(tom kshamikkuka) cheruppathile oru sambhavamanu ithu.... avarude veettil oru patti undayirunnu...oru divasam areyo kandittu athu kurakkan marannu.... appol thanne Jose uncle oru thokkeduthu(licence ulla gun aane) athine vedi vechu konnu kalannju.....

ee sambhavam nammude kunju tominte manassine aazhathil murivelppichu..... athinu shesham avan , achane pedichanenkilum nannayi padichu..... nalla mark vangi , nalla oru placement um avanu kitti- deshyam vannu achan enganun vedi vechalo.....(upayogamillathathonnum vechondirikkaruthe ennanalo adhehathinte nilapadu).....ella karyangalum achanodu chothichitte avan cheyyu....avan jeevithathil ettavum kooduthal upayogikkunna phrase "please pappa" ennanennu orikkal oru suhruthu paranjathayi ippol njan orkkunnu....

ithrayokke parayumbol avante achane onnu kaanaan ellarkkum aagraham thonnuka swabhavikam..... athinu valiya budhimuttilla... mukalile photo nokku..... avante thalayil kurachu panji fit cheythal avante achanayi....

achane vittittu makanilekku varam.....ivane adyamayittu kanumbol notice cheyyunnathu ivante samsaramayirikkum......athrakku unique aanu ivante pronounciation ..... oru udaharanam parayam.... nammal 'petrol' ennu parayunna sadhanathe ivan 'pathrol' ennanu parayunnathu.... aadyamayi ivan ennodu samsarichappol satyam paranjal enikkonnum manassilayilla.... 'guthuguthuguthuguthu.........' ennu mathramane enikku thirinjullu..... ippo pinne ellam sheelamayi...

ivante oru dialogue prasidhamanu.... etho oru exam season aayirunnu athu...."ini pareeksha theeran 2 divasam koodiye ullu... just 4 more days".......english aano thettiyathu atho malayalam aano ennormayilla...

pattaala chittayil valarnna ivan time table il ninnu orinju polum angotto ingotto mararilla....... krithya samayathu urangum krithya samayathu eneekum...... orikkal 3.55 aayappol ivane chaya kudikkan vilichu..... appol ivan ..."samayamayillada , 4 maniyavatte" ennu paranju....nammude veettil ella divasavum krithyamayi 6 manikku eneekkunna oreyoruthan ivan matramane...

bike ivante oru weakness aanu.... ethra neram venamenkilum odicholum..... aavasyathinu 'pathrol' um adicholum......start avaatha ethu bikum otta kickil start aakkunna ivante kazhivu apaaram thanne....prathyekichu thampiyude RX 100...

ivanu kuttithevang ennoru perukoodiyunde...... aarum ariyathe lan cable ooruka , dooril kotti shalyappeduthuka thudangiyavayaanu ivante main items.....orikkal ivan aareyo thechottichu ennu avakaashappettu.... engane ennu chothichappol avan paranja dialogue..."hahaha... njan avarude dooril kottiyittu odikkalanju..." maaraka theppu thanne... alle.....urumbinteyum mattu pranikaludeyum kalukal oronnoronnayi pizhuthedukkunnathanu kuttithevanginte pradhana hobby....

mukhathu oru romam polum illenkilum sthiram shave cheyyunna oraalaanivan.....athum shaving cream thechu lavish aayi....cream veruthe kalayunnathu kanumbol vishamam thonnum....


ivante randu koodeppirappukalane oru manja shorts um oru thorthum.....kalikkan pokumbol aa koothara shorts mathrame avan idu..... pinne thorthe...aaa kollaam... aarenkilum athu kulikkan eduthal avante kuru pottum.....athukonde avan aa thorthe olakalkkidayil olippichu vekkuka pathivayirunnu ..... pakshe ellarkkum athariyavunnathukonde kulikkaan prayasamundayirunnilla ketto...... vere thorthundenkilum ellarum athitte kulikku.....enthano entho....
enthokke paranjalum avan vacate cheythappol aa thorth upekshichittanu poyathu.... pakshe aa shorts avan kondupoyi ennane ente orma.....

avante mattoru weakness anu cigarette..... aarum edukkathirikkan avan cigarette olippichu vachirunnathu electricity meter box inte ullilane.....cigarette inte kutti valikkan ivan kazhinjitte ullu mattaarum...valikkaan sukham kuttiyanu polum !!..... vanappante mattoru weakness njan parayathe thanne aa peril ninnu ningalkku oohikkam...!!

ivante shape kondaano ennariyilla (mukalil koduthirikkunna photo nokkuka) , ivane chilar 'Tom uncle' ennum vilikkarunde......

muttan enna peril swayam abhimanichirunna ivan ......pakshe vanappan ennu kettal kuru thettum.... aalu maari thanikkee peru veenathanu ennanu ivante avakashavadam (swayam rakshapedan orikkal thampi ivanu adichu koduthathanu ,vaanappan enna peru...).....

thantethallatha karanathaal hostelil ninnu purathakkappettavanane ivan...... ivan mayakku marunnu vyapari aanennayirunnu rector achante avakashavadam.....engane ennarkkum ariyilla.

Madan , Kuru , ............

Tagline:- "myaathaveeeee........." ; "adichu kavalam polikkum......."


Yadhartha peru adhikam aarkkum ariyilla( Akhil Vinayak G S).....kandal sharikkum oru madan thanne...all india rank 72 kittiyittum nadinodulla sneham enna otta karanathal CET ye alankarikkan(?) theerumanicha mahan (yadhartha karanam home sickness ayirunnu ennum chila asooyakkar parayunnu....daddyeyum mommyeyum kanathe ivanu urangan sadhikkumayirunnillathre)....enthayalum ippol , veettukaare kaanumbozhanu avan sick aavunnathu......

First year first series exam chemistryku 50il 44 mark mathrame kittiyullu enna peril ivan swantham kayyil blade kondu kothupani nadathi ennu paranjal aarum viswasikkilla...
pinneedu 1st year uni examil 4 mark inte questionil 5 points kazhinju aaraamathe point kanichu kodukkathathinte peril exam hallil vechu enne kayyettam cheyyanulla oru shramam polum ivan nadathukayundayi....athe madan thanne , pinneedu enne copy adichu pidicha teacher nte aduthu poyi kaalu pidikkan polum thayyarayi.....adhikam aarum thanne athinu thayyarayi ennu varilla.

kuru pottiyal , pidichal kittatha ivante bhranth palavattom anubhavicha orupadu peril churukkam chilaranu amith john, amith sasi, mahesh, rajappan ennivar...... pakshe ethra kuru pottiyalum ivan jayane thodilla , athinte karanam ippozhum churulazhiyatha rahasyamayi thudarunnu....

penkuttikalude aveshamayirunnu madan..... ivan kurachu kootharakale line adichittunde , shariyanu...... pakshe ivan line adichu thudangumbozhekkum avare mattarenkilum set aakkiyirikkum ennathu charithra sathyam...

padikkan thalparyam illenkilum marks nte karyathil ivan bhayankara strict aanu.... nalla mark kittiyillenkil kuru pottum....pakshe koode theyaan aarenkilum undenkil kuzhappamilla , aliyan happy aakum....

ivante vazhakku karanam oduvil ivante achan ivane oru bike vangi koduthu... oru pulser 150.... kore naal aliyan athil spaarii... oduvil vandiyum vandikkaranum orumiche adhikam naal povilla enna satyam manassilayi kazhinjappol vandi kattappurathu kayatti..... oru smarakamayi ippozhum athavante veettil sookshichittunde....

bike inte karyam paranjappozhane oru karyam orthathu....ivan swantham kazhivu konde nediyedutha oru karyamunde..... oru cheriya suppli... athu uni. examinalla...... driving testil... athe, driving testil suppli adicha adyathe malayali..... leaners testil suppli adichrunno ennu palarkkum samshayam ullathayi kettirunnu... kuru pottum enna bhayam karanam aarum avanode athekkurichu chothichittilla....

placement seasonil ivan katti koottiya comedikal prasidhamanu ....cheli pidicha shirtum cherippidathe interview nu kayariyathum ellam innale kazhinjathupole...... orikkal interviewer ivanode self itro nadathan paranju....ivan paranju-"i am a middle class malayali boy... my preliminary father is a farmer and has got a side bussiness...." appozhe avar poykkolan paranju....avan enthanu udeshichathu ennathu ippozhum agnjatham.....

orikkal ee middle class malayali boy, 'liquid cash' ennathinu pakaram 'fluid money !!!' ennu paranjathu aarum marakkaan idayilla......'house surgency' ku pakaram 'home surgery' um ivante oru item aane .....angane ethrayethra comedies...

ivanekkurichu parayumbol ivante vellamadi prathyeka paramarsham arhikkunnu.... S3 tour nu 3 peg il thudangiya sheelam ippol 14 peg il ethi nilkunnu.....urangi kidakkumbol polum valu vachal appol thanne eneettu vannu kazhuki kalanjirunnu eee mahan.

apaara dhairyamanu ee pahayanu.... orikkal ivan swapnam kandu njetti eneettu...aduthu chennappol, "ayyo thavala pidicheee...!!!" ennu nilavilichu karayunnu...ee shareeravum vachu konde thavalaye pedichu karayunnathu kandal engane chirikkathirikkum...!! S5 goa tour samayathu 6 adi aazhamulla pool il mungi chaavaan poyavanane ivan....3 aalukal chernnanu ee madane annu pokkiyeduthathe.... ivante height 6'4 anennathu ivide prathyekam smarikkanam...

janmana bhojana priyanaya idheham enthu kittiyalum valichu vari thinnum (vendaa... eee topic namukku vidaam..orikkal ithu paranju kuru pottichathinte ksheenam ithu vare enikku mariyittilla..)

madanu lokathil ishtamillathathayittu onnu mathrame ullu...... vellam...kuli ennu paranjal ivanu allergiya..... varshathil 6 allengil 7....... athum maximum oru mug vellam ..... athre ullu......pakshe athinte ahankaramonnumilla..... bakkiyullavar kulikkathappol athu maximum hide cheyyan nokkum.... pakshe ivanu anganeyonnumilla..... urakkathil ninnu eneettu varunnathu enganeyano , angane thanne divasam muzhuvan nadakkum.... athe , pachayaya manushyan...

athe, athanu nammude madan...... ee sheelangal ellam mattiyal avan avanallathe aakum..... athu konde ingane thanne potte.....